November CPI
Big cpi report on deck after the long gubmint shutdown 🙄 market got your portfolio shook af! 🤣😂🤣 Gaze upon…
Official jobs report today, SO WHAT!?
Long awaited jobs report today after the longest government shutdown in history! Boo-yaaa bitches, let’s keep stirring that pot of…
You know they gotta chop it down to build it back up
Dumbass market feeding you a shit sandwich. That fat byotch always poppin off unnecessarily. PUTS are what’s for dinner! 🙄🫨🤣…
Is there a Santa rally on the horizon??
It’s a great day to be a part of this corrupt scheme that is the stock market. You have two…
Unpopular opinion…
…but if you can’t take a shit in front of your significant other and do your paperwork too, that relationship…
Last Fed meeting of 2025
Another big fed day is upon us! JP ngaffffff about nothing, he’s out door soon anyways. Guaranteed he’s a professional…
Decisions, decisions!
Would you rather have your dignity and remain part of the working poor or just have your hand out all…
NFP Jobs Week Baby! Shout out to Helima Croft
This week we’ll see some more data that will help determine JP’s next move with bank rates. ADP reports Wednesday,…
PCE Friday Lady of the Day – Shannon Saccocia
So they ran the numbers to show that inflation is creeping down – great, fantastic. But can we get what’s…
Fed Day is Here!
25 or 50?? That’s the gazillion dollar question today. Either way the market the rest of this week will be…