Is there a Santa rally on the horizon??
It’s a great day to be a part of this corrupt scheme that is the stock market. You have two…
Unpopular opinion…
…but if you can’t take a shit in front of your significant other and do your paperwork too, that relationship…
Last Fed meeting of 2025
Another big fed day is upon us! JP ngaffffff about nothing, he’s out door soon anyways. Guaranteed he’s a professional…
Decisions, decisions!
Would you rather have your dignity and remain part of the working poor or just have your hand out all…
Volatility check!
Less than a week away from a huge American presidential election. Tons of stressors on both sides. None of em…
NFP Jobs Week Baby! Shout out to Helima Croft
This week we’ll see some more data that will help determine JP’s next move with bank rates. ADP reports Wednesday,…
PCE Friday Lady of the Day – Shannon Saccocia
So they ran the numbers to show that inflation is creeping down – great, fantastic. But can we get what’s…
Fed Day is Here!
25 or 50?? That’s the gazillion dollar question today. Either way the market the rest of this week will be…
Fed Week watch – Seema Mody
Seema bringing the hard facts today. Pretty sure she was talking with Santoli about Intel and AWS cozying up in…












